Okay so a guy is
> >nearing the
> >end of his
> >senior
> >year in high school.
> >Unfortunately,
> >he still has to share a room with his
> >younger
> >brother who is only 9
> >years
> >old.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >One night, he decides to bring his
> >girlfriend home
> >for a little fun.
> >They
> >have bunk beds and the guy notices that
> >his little
> >brother is already
> >asleep
> >on the lower bunk, so he and his
> >girlfriend climb
> >up
> >to the top bunk.
> >As you
> >might expect things start to heat up.
> >
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> >
> >The guy remembers that his little brother
> >is
> >sleeping below so he tells
> >his
> >girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants
> >it
> >harder and "tomato" if
> >she
> >wants a new position.
> >
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> >Lettuce!!!
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> >Tomato!!!
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> >Lettuce!!!
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> >Tomato!!!
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> >Lettuce!!!
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> >Tomato!!!
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> >She screams.
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> >Lettuce!!!
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> >Tomato!!!
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> >
> >
> >
> >
> >Whoa!!!
> >
> >
> >
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> >
> >PULL IT OUT!!!
> >
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> >PULL IT OUT NOW!!!
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> >I can't get pregnant!
> >
> >
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> >
> >
> >Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey,
> >would you
> >guys stop making
> >sandwiches up there! You're getting
> >mayonnaise
> >all over my
> >face!*!*!*!*!
> >
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wow... thats so freaking funny

yet so very wrong!

 

haha thats messed up