16 years later

foncarelli · 03-30-2006, 02:24 AM

16 years later
One day there was a pregnant women who was about to go into labor with 3 children.

Her husband didn't want to be any part of this so he decided to leave her and took the car.

So she had to walk to the hospital all by herself. All of a sudden she came to a dark alley and of course she went through it and all of a sudden a man pops out and shoots her in the stomach.

When she got to the hospital she was ok and the babies were fine as well.

16 years later

16 years later the first child who was a girl came to the mother and said "mom mom guess what?"

"What?"

I pissed out a bullet.

So the mother told her what happened 16 years ago.

Then the second born child who was also a girl came to her mother and said "mom mom guess what I pissed out a bullet."

So the mom told her what happend 16 years ago.

Then the 3rd born child came in who was a boy said "mom mom guess what?"

The mom said "let me guess you pissed out a bullet."

"No i was jacking off and i shot the dog!"

*madmatt* · 03-30-2006, 05:44 AM

LOL heard it, but funny none-the-less.

03-30-2006, 05:49 AM

eh... gave me a giggle

xpaeanx · 03-30-2006, 07:46 AM

I've heard this one too.... a long long time ago.... lol.

Grimmz · 03-30-2006, 08:28 AM

sooo how did the bullet fire? lol jp

03-30-2006, 02:24 AM	#1 (permalink)
foncarelli Everyday Im Hustlin Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Ecorse, Michigan Posts: 3,661	16 years later 16 years later One day there was a pregnant women who was about to go into labor with 3 children. Her husband didn't want to be any part of this so he decided to leave her and took the car. So she had to walk to the hospital all by herself. All of a sudden she came to a dark alley and of course she went through it and all of a sudden a man pops out and shoots her in the stomach. When she got to the hospital she was ok and the babies were fine as well. 16 years later 16 years later the first child who was a girl came to the mother and said "mom mom guess what?" "What?" I pissed out a bullet. So the mother told her what happened 16 years ago. Then the second born child who was also a girl came to her mother and said "mom mom guess what I pissed out a bullet." So the mom told her what happend 16 years ago. Then the 3rd born child came in who was a boy said "mom mom guess what?" The mom said "let me guess you pissed out a bullet." "No i was jacking off and i shot the dog!" __________________

03-30-2006, 05:44 AM	#2 (permalink)
madmatt Traitor...lol Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Lexington, SC Posts: 7,936	LOL heard it, but funny none-the-less. __________________ RPMPlanets

03-30-2006, 07:46 AM	#4 (permalink)
xpaeanx Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: EMO, Long Guyland Posts: 124	I've heard this one too.... a long long time ago.... lol. __________________ :stupid:

03-30-2006, 08:28 AM	#5 (permalink)
Grimmz Jack Touched Me...I Cried Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Tallahassee, FL/ Gaithersburg, MD Posts: 3,751	sooo how did the bullet fire? lol jp __________________ 2003 Manual V6 "ETHEL" My CarDomain::Updated 12/31/05:: Engine Start-Up, Rev,and Walk Around , Drive By 3.8 Mustang Forum Exhaust's DSG Registry #0032 Props to Slither for the Sig!!!

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03-30-2006, 05:49 AM	#3 (permalink)
GREG@94GT Posts: n/a	eh... gave me a giggle

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